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The Irish man lights a cigarette and just as he lights it the English man says look theres a nice church over. 2 Make sure that you have locked the bathroom door.

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Paddy says Are you on foot or in the car Billy says In the car Paddy says Thats the.

. An Irishmans Dying Wish Two Irishmen Patrick Murphy and Shawn OBrien grew up together and were best friends. And said do you treat alcoholics The Dr replied of course we do Paddy said. The Scot reaches in and plucks the fly out. An Irishman is walking on a beach when he stubs his toe on an old metal box He opens the lid And a Genie pops out and praises him for letting him out after 500 years He offers him a wish.

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Quick Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. The Scotsman asks for a years supply. 1 Serve people a lot of alcohol and. Im gonna pretend Ive gone mad.

Paddy went to the doctors and more Paddy went to the Docs today. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick Two Irish men came down to give Mrs. He rubs it and a genie appears. The Irishman reaches in picks the fly out holds it up close to his face and.

A man who was accused of robbing a shop with a machete gave reporters some interesting quotes following his court appearance and made some your mum jokes about them live on TV. A Irishman and a German are the only survivors of a plane crash on an island. The first one an Irishman is hooked to the machine. Through the long long spell alone.

She says I think Im a good driver and what do. A years supply of Guinness so hes locked up. Next its the Asians turn. 10 of the best Irish jokes on the internet 1.

Digging A Hole Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. The Grieving Widow 2. Its given to him and hes locked away. OMally some bad news.

One would dig a hole and the other would. 4 Short Irish jokes. Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. But alas Patrick developed.

The Irishman asks Im very curious. Paddy says to Murphy Im gonna get the day off. Shawny ole boy weve been friends all our. He says I think I dont drink and the next moment hes dead.

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They are walking around looking for food when the German finds a bottle. Best Irish jokes 3 Two Irishmen have a bright idea. The Irishman asks for. An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a policeman pulls him.

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